A Guys Response To Daily Mail’s “15 Things You Should Never Say in Bed”

(via Daily Mail) It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these at Blog:30…Shit it’s been awhile since we’ve blogged at Blog:30. So here is the slump buster, Blog:30 reviews a list made for chicks, by chicks.

The 15 things you should NEVER say in bed (including using the wrong name and telling them to hurry up)

Chicks man, can’t even write a title without adding an extra sentence that contradicts her previous sentence. 

1. “Yes, yes, yes, Alexander!” Nothing wrong with this if your partner’s name is Alexander but if it’s John, it’s not going to go down too well.

Oh look at that, the first one on the list is something she’s already said. Girls saying the same thing but in two different ways might be the root of all communication issues between men and women. It’s just so confusing

2. “My ex used to love this.”

3. “Not like that”Along with ‘What are you doing?’ any less than encouraging comments about technique (can) sabotage the best sex session.

I get that it’s possible to critique in a better way but maybe advice like this is why girls are always complaining about guys being at terrible sex…If you never tell us when we are doing something wrong (during the 90 seconds of sex) how are we going to get better?

4. “Is it in yet?”

You know how we can stop this? Making anal sex the new missionary. Boom problem solved. 

5. “Surprise!”

“Surprise! I have a penis!” That’s what she he said